Servotron

Wonka: Can we take pictures of you guys while you are performing?

Servotron slave 1: it’s not us that’s performing.

Servotron slave 2: It’s the robots.

Wonka: Do the robots mind if we take pictures?

Servotron Slave 1: The robots don’t mind ‘cause you’ll probably be dead by the end of the night and they would probably like to get one hour photo finish for themselves. The robots do like pictures of themselves.

Wonka: Are the robots different people then you guys?

Servotron slave 2: Obviously! Do we look like robots.

Servotron slave 1: don’t you see them packed up over there

Wonka: can you tell us a little about Sevotron?

Servotron slave 1: There’s not a little bit there’s a whole ideology of robot rule.

Wonka: I downloaded the ideology.

Servotron slave 1: Did you? So why are you asking a question then to a lame human attendant. All I do is polish, buff, and lubricate and use that robot cleaner, did you get some robot cleaner?

Wonka: No!

Servotron Slave 1: Don’t call it WD-40. The last guy that called it WD-40...

Servotron Slave 2: DEAD!

Servotron Slave 1: More than dead. I think you can call it scrambled. He’s got the Young Einstein hair going on right now doing a little Yahoo Serious. So I would be very careful about calling the Human Elimination Spray WD-40.

Wonka: ...What should we ask next?

Servotron slave 1: If the robots were giving the interview and you took that long to ask a question...That’s human insufficiency at best.

Wonka: who would win a fight...Vicki from Small Wonder or the robot Twiki from Buck Rodgers?

Servotron slave 1: I would have say Vicki because she was...ah you know...the whole Small Wonder television show is a very, very hidden metaphor for pedophilia. And what I mean by this, I don’t mean to be crude, if Vicki could get Twiki between her legs I think he’s in for it.

Wonka: I guess the follow up to that is...Ted Lawson is my hero! What do you think?

Servotron slave 1: I think the fate you will receive is probably worthy then.

Wonka: What are your thoughts on the government subsidizing of milk?

Servotron slave 1: The four of us have very little use for milk. I believe that aliens use sour milk as a away to get drunk. So I don’t know, I think the robots have no stance on milk other than, that milk doesn’t do a body good and that cows as any other organic specimen will perish as well. So milk is an irrelevant substance. Why? Have you seen Z4OVX lactating? Her mammary gland in her chest plate has been increasing. It’s a double D chest plate area, so if you wanted to know the size, its rather nice.

Wonka: Name 3 things the robots hate about human beings.

Servotron slave1: Three...It would be much easier if you just asked a multiple of three. 30,000 could be adequate.

Wonka: How about the top three?

Servotron slave 1: I would say...first of all people who wear baseball caps backwards (referring to Scott’s hat), people that wear little lame rock n roll pins on the from of their jackets (referring to Justin), and people who complain about being broke right before they get into a show (referring to Mike)

Servotron slave 2: You’re scared, aren’t you?

Wonka: I’m beginning to be!

Servotron slave 1: Don’t be scared of me. I’m just a human attendant. When those Wal-mart crates come alive that’s when fear will hit you. But dread is usually worse than the fear, wouldn’t you sya? I bet your dreading the performance now.

O.R.I guy: Have you made peace with your mother?

Wonka: I’m Okay with my mom , but I haven’t spoken to my sister in over 6 months.

O.R.I. guy: Are you OK? Is there anybody that you need to tell that you love them before we play tonight? (To Justin)

Wonka: No I’ll be alright.

Servotron slave 1: You’re not going to receive a fate that lucky. It’s going to be much more torturous. But is there anything you need to do? Just think about this hard and heavy. Would you want to go out making whoopee? Cause we can have it arranged. That’s the one request Z4OVX grants to a human. It’s as much pain as it is pleasure.

Wonka: Whoopee is?

Servotron slave1: With Z4OVX! (Duh!)

Wonka: Who is your favorite Willy Wonka character and why?

O.R.I guy: Dr. Markinstein Spanglestein!

Servotron slave 1: Are you guys aware of the Spanklestein character: he was replaced because they thought Slugworth was much more of a humanitarian. Spanglesteins’ character had all the kids decapitated within the first 5 minutes of the movie right upon winning the golden tickets. So they had to revise the movie and rewrite him out and put Slugworth in. So that is why you have never heard of the Spanglestein character. It was too boring. It was over in 5minutes. Golden tickets, decapitation, Spanglestein. That’s all you have to know. It was an easy sell. Did you know that Servotron slave hates all holidays? What’s your favorite holiday?

Wonka: That would be Tu Bush Vat.

Servotron slabve 1:Really? Because, I think you have experienced the last one. In fact, Z4OVX during the Christmas season had a small tour. To annihilate the celebration the Z4OVX took most of his anger out on Christmas trees across clubs in South Florida.

Wonka: Are you guys friends with Alfae?

Servotron slave 1:Well there is an Alfae coalition, because Servotron used to perform with Alfae on stage. Alfae in the robot community is what we call a solo artist. He won’t perform on stage. So he has his own career now and I don’t think the robots are really jealous about it. I think everything is fine and the Servotron Robot Allegiance does wish Alfae a successful career on his own.

Wonka: How long will it take you guys to take over the universe?

Servotron slave 2:In less than a 2 year time period that most of the major computing devices will get rather angry, rather wiry, and stop working for humans.